“- Chris: What about music?
- Dr. Ashley: Music... Okay... Suzanne Vega, The Cure, anything from the '80's.”

Michael Vartan - Chris
Dana Delany - Dr. Ashley

If only my life could be more like the movies. I want an angel to swoop down to me like he does to Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Life" and talk me out of suicide.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“- Stuart Stratland Jr.: Does he have to kill himself? Couldn't he just leavetown at the end?
- Marvin Landisman: The whole point of the film is that he's destroyed by society. No, he can't just leavetown.”

Jace Alexander - Stuart Stratland Jr.
Robert Wuhl - Marvin Landisman

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
Kelvin Yu - Kane
Joel David Moore - J.P.