“- Chris: What about movies?
- Dr. Ashley: Okay. Any period piece. A Scandanavian film. And anything by a first time writer-director.”

Michael Vartan - Chris
Dana Delany - Dr. Ashley

“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
Kelvin Yu - Kane
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“Actually, the man had no ear at all. But what did it matter. He adored my music.”

F. Murray Abraham - Antonio Salieri

“That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.”
Nicolas Cage - Randy

“- Junior: Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... jazz?
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Yeah, real hot.
- Junior: I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music.”
Tony Curtis - Junior
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk