“- Amy Rainey: I just wanted you to be happy, Mort.
- Mort Rainey: Well, I guess you shouldn't have fucked him then.”
Maria Bello - Amy Rainey
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“How can we be happy behind the backs of people who trust us?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“I can't have my happiness made out of a wrong to someone else.”
Winona Ryder - May Welland

“Jean was never in love with you. She went hook, line and sinker for that Lloyd guy the minute she saw him. And she's been seeing him every time your back was turned.”

Gladys George - Panama Smith

“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”
W.C. Fields - Cuthbert J. Twillie