“Some people have been known to find me attractive. People of both sexes, actually.”
William Petersen - Jake

“If you want to be with someone who doesn't appreciate what a good thing he's got that's 100% your business.
I just thought you'd be smart enough to know you deserve better.”
Mario - Miles Darby

“- Abby: If I was a guy, I think women would, like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living.
- Noelle: I'd fuck you.
- Abby: Thank you, honey. I know you would.”
Janeane Garofalo - Abby
Uma Thurman - Noelle

“- Carla: Hi, cutie!
- Adam: What? Are you talking to me?
- Diane: Yeah, don't you think you're sexy?
- Adam: Oh my god! All the time!”
Sheila Kennedy - Carla
Perry Lang - Adam
Kathy Ryan - Diane

“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson