“- Christine Valco: how would you like it if I agreed to something like this without asking you?
- Tom Valco: Well, that would depend. Would we be getting $250,000?”

Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Freddie Mercury: ...You've got families, children, wives. What have I got?
- John Deacon: You've got $4 million. Perhaps you can buy yourself a family.”
Rami Malek - Freddie Mercury
Joseph Mazzello - John Deacon

“I'm not too strong anymore and I've just about run out of money. Pretty soon I won't be able to do much of anything for anyone. I had though maybe my family would care, but all they wanted to do was send me to a little furnished room where I could die in front of a TV set.”
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint

“Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan... denied!”
Mel Brooks - Mr. Welling

“All the sudden you get a little extra money on the side, Uncle Sam's none the wiser for it.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus