“- Waiter on Train: What would you like for dinner?
- William Lightbody: Toast.
- Waiter on Train: And how would you like that, sir?
- William Lightbody: Toasted.”
D. Anthony Pender - Waiter on Train
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody

“This is such a wonderful dinner, Mother. How do you find the time?”

Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell

- Bud Fox: Did mom give you fish for dinner?
- Carl Fox: Spaghetti! Your mother still makes lousy spaghetti.
- Bud Fox: It's called "pasta" now, dad. "Spaghetti" is out of date.
- Carl Fox: So am I.
Charlie Sheen - Bud Fox
Martin Sheen - Carl Fox

“- Hilary O'Neil: Dinner.
- Victor Geddes: Thanks.
- Hilary O'Neil: Eggs.
- Victor Geddes: Thank you.
- Hilary O'Neil: That's all this redhead could find. There's no real food in the house. Unless you want a Twinkie omelet.”

Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes

“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing