“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting.

Tom Hanks - Captain Miller

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Are either of you Greek?
- Arthur: No.
- Maurice: Well, yes, actually I'm half-Greek.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Top half or bottom half?”
Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Stanley Tucci - Arthur
Oliver Platt - Maurice

“The strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.”
Pierce Brosnan - King Arthur

“- Brucey Madison: You thinking about moving out here, Pop?
- Oscar Madison: To where? Santa Yosinta-Malienta-Poliguenta? I'm not gonna learn another language just to find my way home at night.”
Jonathan Silverman - Brucey Madison
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison