“- Stokely: In an insane society, the sane man must appear insane.
- Harvey Holroyd: Where'd you get that?
- Stokely: Star Trek.
- Harvey Holroyd: God, I miss that show.”
Anthony Battaglia - Stokely
Martin Mull - Harvey

“I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen.”

Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“What would I do if I got out? I don’t know the world anymore. They say there are bombs that can reduce whole cities to ash and uh, what do you call ’em, televisions, voices and faces coming from a box. I hear enough voices already.”

Robin Bartlett - Bridget Kearns

“- Daniel Schorr: There's a tiny camera looking at you right now.
- Nicholas Van Orton: That's impossible.
- Daniel Schorr: You're right, impossible. You're having a conversation with your television.”

Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr
Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton

“- Neville Coltrane: Mate, Beijing called. We've got the television rights to their public executions.
- Rod McCain: Worldwide?
- Neville Coltrane: Five guys a week, guaranteed.
- Rod McCain: Beauty.”
Bille Brown - Neville Coltrane
Kevin Kline - Rod McCain