“- Mike Perry: Thank you for your sexual insight, Mr. Thurman. You can sit down now.
- Jason: Famous people always get sex, Mr. Perry. That's the main reason it's good to be famous.”
Mike O'Malley - Mike Perry
Jason Dohring - Jason

“I wouldn't know J. Edgar Hoover if he walked in here wearing a dress.”
Mario Roccuzzo - Jerry the Bartender

“I'll give up all that other stuff, but only if I get to keep my name. I worked too hard for it, your honor.”
Angela Bassett - Tina Turner

“I am not now, nor have I ever been a Las Vegas showgirl. I am a headliner.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“Anybody ask, anybody about Lefty from Mulberry Street. You’re pissing on the wrong fuckin’ tree.”
Al Pacino - Lefty