“- Randall: People who are always right make me sick!
- Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well!”
David Rappaport - Randall
Kenny Baker - Fidgit

“- May: Donald, there is something bothering you, isn't there?
- Donald: You know May, you have a definite grab for the obvious.”
Claire Ginsberg - May
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“- Prof. William Kilbane: You come pounding on this door again and I'll have the law on you.
- Inspector Lestrade: I am the law.
- Prof. William Kilbane: Then stop barging in and out of my room like a chambermaid.”
Frederick Worlock - Prof. William Kilbane
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade

“Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“You are really on my very last nerve. You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Royce