- Timothy Bryce: [after snorting "cut" cocaine] It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.
- Patrick Bateman: Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we'll be okay.
- Club Patron: [leans over from another booth] Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!

Justin Theroux - Timothy Bryce
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Anna Harrison: How come Isabel screams during sex?
- Jackie Harrison: How do you know she screams during sex?
- Anna Harrison: I live in the same country.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles