You know what? Just go to Stanford anyway. Go there and take the classes. Don't take "no" for an answer. Just say "I'm goin' here. Kiss my ass".

Jack Black - Lance Brumder

“You all talk as though the world owed you a living. Maybe if you tried to do something for the theatre, the theatre would do something for you.”

Katharine Hepburn - Terry Randall

“You can praise God by peeling a spud if you peel it to perfection. Don't compromise. Compromise is a language of the devil. Run in God's name and let the world stand back and in wonder.”

John Young - Reverend. J.D. Liddell

“One period left. One period away from winning it all or losing to these miserable hackers with their shit-eating grins and their Saturday night wrestling tactics. One period away from remembering something for the rest of your life or something you wanna forget.”
Ed Lauter - Murray Chadwick

“Come on fellas, don't fail me now!”

Troy Simmons - Hanon