“Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself.”

Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“I hope you and I can be very good friends, one day. Well, I know we are. I want us to... I want us to be more than just friends. I want you to think of me as your dad.”

Lee Richardson - Anton Bartok

“- Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.
- Rosemary Cross: We don't have a relationship.
- Max Fischer: But we're friends.”
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross

“- Michael Berkow: You've never been a team player, that's why you don't have any friends.
- Adam Berkow: What're you talking about? I have friends.
- Michael Berkow: The hell you do.
- Adam Berkow: The hell I don't.
- Michael Berkow: You have acquaintances. Superficial golf-buddies.”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“Friends: they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend, but the moment you get one, they instantly tell you to dump him.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones