“- Coach Ed Gennero: Wally, did you hire an Assistant Coach without telling me?
- Coach Wally Rig: No, I found a Quarterback without telling you.
- Coach Ed Gennero: I hope he gets younger as he gets closer.”

Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero
Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig

“We work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“You're either with me or against me. There's no third position.”
Edward Burns - Jake Vig

“I'm going to kill you if we die!”

Chris Tucker - Carter

“We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or solve problem and that's what's frustrating about the fucking dynamic of the group.”
Vince Vaughn - Ricky