“All families are alike. They make you take baths, and sleep in a bed, and you have to eat everything in your bowl and when it rains, you have to come indoors!”

Scott Wolf - Scamp

“- Scamp: Let's just say you're lucky you've never had to live with a family.
- Angel: Wrong again, Tenderfoot.
- Scamp: You mean, you had a family?
- Angel: Actually, I've had five familes.”
Scott Wolf - Scamp
Alyssa Milano - Angel

“- Randolph: You banging the daughter and the grandma? How much jam you got, man?
- Jeremy Grey: Jam, I...
- Randolph: Listen man, the family dog lives downstairs. I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.”
Ron Canada - Randolph
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey

“These dogs are my family.”
Paul William Walker IV - Jerry Shepard

“My family likes you more than they like me! Why? All you do is drool and shed and eat!”

Charles Grodin - George Newton