“Laudanum is a derivative of opium. Apart from doctors and addicts, not many would be able to detect it. How long have you been chasing the dragon, Inspector?”
Sir Ian Holm - Sir William Gull

“- Rick Gassko: Diagnoses?
- Dr. Stan Gassko: Medically speaking?
- Rick Gassko: Yes.
- Dr. Stan Gassko: Whacked out of his brains on drugs.”
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
William Tepper - Dr. Stan Gassko

“- Lex: Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian. And even if she was, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD.
- Trip: 'Shrooms!”
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
James DeBello - Trip

“Why do you bother helping people, huh? It doesn't do any good.”

Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.”

Robin Williams - Patch Adams