“- Vincent Vega: Whoa!
- Jules Winnfield: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
- Vincent Vega: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
- Jules Winnfield: Why the fuck did you do that?!
- Vincent Vega: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
- Jules Winnfield: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...”

John Travolta - Vincent Vega
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
- Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“Hey Sam don't lean your head out the window. We lost a couple kids like that last summer. I'm not going to go back and pick it up again.”

Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler