“- Mary: Maybe they'll catch him and let him go in the spirit of Christmas.
- Connie: That is not the spirit of Christmas. The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell.”

Ellie Raab - Mary
Christine Baranski - Connie

“- Agnes Smith: Rose, what did you get me for Christmas?
- Rose Smith: You'll find out tomorrow.
- Agnes Smith: I hope it's a hunting knife!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith
Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“Christmas isn't about complaining over what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz

“Remind me, please, to put him on my Christmas list, if I could figure out how to make a letter bomb.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.”
Bill Nighy - Billy Mack