“- Mom: Well, you could use some help. What if you gave him a job?
- Dad: I don't want him sellin' used cars!
- Mom: Why not? It's good enough for you.
- Dad: Who says its good enough for me?
- Mom: You do.”
Barbara Barrie - Mom
Paul Dooley - Dad

“We are men who still live at home. We're not here to apologize about who we are, how we do it, or who we live with. I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners, huh? And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on, 'cause it's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“My parents fucked once in their lives. That's why we're twins, they didn't want to make it twice.”
Eva Green - Isabelle

“Our son doesn't know who Boz Scaggs is. We have failed as parents.”

Bryan Cranston - Walter White

“- Dad: What are we gonna do about him?
- Mom: I don't know dear. We could always strangle him while he's asleep.”
Paul Dooley - Dad
Barbara Barrie - Mom