“We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - The Player

“Don't you think it a little bit dangerous? I don't mean for us, I mean for your heart. They're apt to be slightly narrow-minded, the righteous people.”

Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington

I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover. And all for this lunacy called "love", this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never.
Nicol Williamson - Merlin

“- Rigby Reardon: I'm working on an important case. It's dangerous, and you'll probably be killed. But if you love me, you'll do it.
- Jimmi-Sue Altfeld: Yes, I do love you.
- Rigby Reardon: And I love you. And I mean that more than anything I've ever said in my life.”

Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon
Lana Turner - Jimmi-Sue Altfeld

“- Gwendoline: Go on, let me fall! But it'll be your name I scream on the way down.
- Willard: What?
- Gwendoline: That's right, I belong to you body and soul.”

Tawny Kitaen - Gwendoline
Brent Huff - Willard