“What's really great about learning the manly art of fishing is that it gives you loads of time to think about what you read in the secret library. And the books give you loads of things to think about while you're fishing.”
Robert Norman - Fraser

“Fishin' is who you are fishin' with.”
Peter Berg - Frank Lovegren

“- Max Reed: Just one thing. I mean, what the hell is a scientist doing in the middle of the night walking down a concrete riverbed in his lab coat? Fishing?
- Col. Castle: Who knows? Some people will do anything to land a fish. Even tell a fish story.
- Max Reed: It ain't fish I smell, it's a rat!”
Mark Hamill - Max Reed
Willard E. Pugh - Col. Castle

“- Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
- Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?”
John Finnegan - Arty, the Hoover Dam Guide
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“Dad, it's not fair to use a bug-zapper to catch the fish.”
Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson