“A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store - I bought a rifle! I was gonna... if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might have stopped me is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle, it would've been a blood bath.”
Woody Allen - Mickey

“Your suicide most excellent case of murder.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Elizabeth Hardy: No. Uncle didn't kill himself.
- John Watson: Well, then, what happened to him?
- Sherlock Holmes: He was murdered.”

Sophie Ward - Elizabeth Hardy
Alan Cox - Dr. Watson
Nicholas Rowe - Sherlock Holmes

“- Angela Dodson: She was a patient at Ravenscar. She... jumped off the roof.
- John Constantine: Thought you said she was murdered?
- Angela Dodson: Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.
- John Constantine: Yeah, what kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.”

Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson
Keanu Reeves - John Constantine

She's delusional. "Where's God", etc. Completely suicidal. One day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but she realizes out that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.
Leonora Scelfo - Cheerleader in Bathroom