“- Jordan: Bet I can still spook you.
- Brian: No way [she whispers in his ear].
- Brian: Twins? Twins?
- Brian: Twins! Drinks are on the house!
- Uncle Pat: No! No!
- Brian: The bar is open!”

Elisabeth Shue - Jordan
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?”
Jimmy Stewart - George Bailey

“If I have been feeling worried or sad during the day, I have a habit of recalling scenes from childhood to calm me. So it was this evening.”
Victor Sjöström - Dr. Eberhard Isak Borg

“Well, it's nothing very special. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”

Michael Palin - Female TV Presenter

“- Ernest Menville: She's dead!
- Madeline Ashton: She is? Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton