“- Hernandez: Lawyers are great, Jewish even better, but I need some Spades. Politicians like dark faces so they can scare the suburbs into votingRepublican.
- Felix Barbosa: Lawyers and spades? I got the trifecta, two dealers and a girl who does the wash, two niggers and a kike, all Democrats.
- Hernandez: You're my man.”
Julio Oscar Mechoso - Hernandez
Gregory Sierra - Barbosa

“Well listen, I understand attorney-client privilege. I understand all the legal gamesmanship and I understand that's how you make your living, but I'm talking to you about something else, the security of your country.”
Scott Shepherd - Hoffman

“Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy… the fear to attack!”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“Mister President, we must not allow a mine shaft gap!”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“- Henry Roth: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that!
- Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?”
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth
Rob Schneider - Ula