“I want a divorce. It's a physical thing. I've been experimenting with other men lately. A lot of other men... and women. I don't know. I mean, Antonio can do this thing with his tongue, and Willam's stamina is amazing. And as far as hands go, your father's hands are... You are no match.”
Kelly Preston - Ann Beam

“- Dave: They're splitting up? Marty and Leslie?
- Donny: After eleven years!
- Vic Damico: Just goes to show you, you're never safe. Eleven years, busting his ass, bringing home the paycheck for what? He must have done something really terrible, like leave the cap off the toothpaste.
- Donny: Actually, he was sleeping with his secretary.”
Matthew Modine - Dave
Paul Reiser - Donny
Randy Quaid - Vic Damico

“Does he think he just did something here? Shit. I could have had a V-8.”
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple.”

Frances McDormand - Dean Sara Gaskell

“- Corie Bratter: My divorce! When do I get my divorce?
- Paul Bratter: How should I know? The marriage license hasn't even come in yet!”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Corie Bratter
Robert Redford - Paul Bratter