“Don't kiss him too hard, his lips might fall off.”

Tim Wylton - Doctor

“- Alex: You remember Lara?
- Jeff: Yes I do, and she already has a cold sore. What a surprise.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Nick Swardson - Jeff

“Oh, don't kiss me - I don't know where your lips have been.”
Mona Lyden - Mishi

“Elise, if I give you any more collagen, your lips are gonna look like they got stuck in a pool drain.”

Rob Reiner - Dr. Morris Packman

“Say, Bill. Would you rub some of this powder on my lips?”
Peter Boretski - Creature Voices