“A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“- Pinocchio: Look! My nose! What's happened?
- The Blue Fairy: Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio

“When he lies, his nose gets big.”

Mel Blanc - Gideon

“- Switowski: How do I look?
- Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
- Switowski: I love little Michael.”

Bob Sapp - Switowski
Chris Rock - Caretaker

“There are two kinds of lies: lies that have short legs and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have the long nose.”

John Sessions - Professor