“- Sarah Cassidy: I like pussy, alright. Is there anything wrong with that?
- Dr. Leavitt: Nope.
- Sarah Cassidy: Then why are you staring at me like I kill people?”
Neve Campbell - Sarah Cassidy
Tina Lifford - Dr. Leavitt

“If you weren't gay, you'd be a pretty weird guy.”
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen

“- Eugene Morris Jerome: Don't hate me for what I'm going to say.
- Stanley: What is it?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I think Aunt Blanche has a great ass.
- Stanley: They're gonna lock you up in a sex asylum. If I was your sister I wouldn't sleep on the same block as you!”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome
Brian Drillinger - Stanley

“I love money. I love money more than the things it can buy. There's only one thing I love more than money. You know what that is? Other people's money.”
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“You just wanna get laid. You'll say anything to get laid. Just like everyone else from California. What do you have, a cock for a brain, baby? Don't fuck with me, you asshole. Why don't you go fuck your father if he loves you so much?”
Anne Carlisle - Margaret