“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“- Kellie Frost: They say it's not when you get hurt bull ridin', it's how bad.
- Lane Frost: Naa, the bulls don't want nothin' to do with ya. They just wanna buck you off and get on with there business. A'sides... people'll heard you a lot sooner.”
Cynthia Geary - Kellie Frost
Luke Perry - Lane Frost

- Ken Webb: Have a lot of you guys been injured?
- John W. Martin: It's called "wounded", Peanut. "Injured" is when you fall out of a tree or something.
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin

“- Eugene G. Roe: You're a good nurse.
- Renee Lemaire: No. I never want to treat another wounded man again. I'd rather work in a butcher's shop.”
Shane Taylor - Eugene G. Roe
Lucie Jeanne - Renee Lemaire

“- E.R. Nurse: Patient complains of knife in head.
- FH: Stabbing headache?”
Yvette Mercedes - E.R. Nurse
Billy Crudup - FH