“- Gail Stanwyk: I really should change.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: No! I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today.
- Gail Stanwyk: I mean, put clothes on.”
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Richie: I guess I'll take a rain check on that lesson.
- Eve: Ok... I'll wear my razzle dazzle raincoat!”
Garwin Sanford - Richie
Tyra Banks - Eve

“- Radley: My pumpkin's a duck!
- Carla: No, I'm a swan!”
Tom Skerritt - Radley
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.”

Paul Soter - Foster

“- State Trooper: Pullover!
- Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”

Harland Williams - State Trooper
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne