“- Jarvis Edison: How many timeouts do we have left?
- Paul Blake: Three.
- Jarvis Edison: Can we take 'em all now?”
Jason Bateman - Jarvis Edison
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake

“- Press Maravich: A guy once said I had a loose screw when I told him I wanted to play in the pros.
- Pete Maravich: He did?
- Press Maravich: Of course, he never took the time to see me play either.”
Nick Benedict - Press Maravich
Adam Guier - Pete Maravich

“- Det. Sgt. Halsey: That's your husband.
- Jane Blue: I know.
- Det. Sgt. Halsey: Does he know how to play the trumpet?
- Jane Blue: Apparently.”

Larry Miller - Halsey
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Dick Dale: You're asking me if I, Dick Dale, can play Venus?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Yes.
- Dick Dale: No.”
Dick Dale - Dick Dale
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna

“- Ethel Hallow: You sure you know how to play Terror Tag?
- Mildred Hubble: Everyone knows how to play Terror Tag.
- Ethel Hallow: You're not everyone.”
Anna Kipling - Ethel Hallow
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble