“Silent Bob is an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The motherfucker's like MacGyver. No, the motherfucker's better than MacGyver.”
Jason Mewes - Jay

“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
Steven Grayhm - Russ - Party Boy

“If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“What I mean, when I say annoyingly perfect, is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. It's vulnerable and endearing... and that is annoying as shit.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“You're mother earth incarnate.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly