“Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send three men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks.”
Jessica Biel - Tenley Parrish

“- Capt. Tom Everett: If I pull the arrow out, will you please suck out the poison?
- Ty Webb: Let me get this straight. You pull it out, I suck. Is there any money in it for me?”
Dan Aykroyd - Capt. Tom Everett
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb

“I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward.”
Lee Weaver - Blind Seer