“Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.”
John Barry Humphries - Mrs. Crummles

“- Jonathan Trager: I hope you enjoy the gloves you bought yourself.
- Sara Thomas: Oh, I will, I usually enjoy my own thoughtfulness.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“- Teenage Girl: I'm not that easy to kill. When my host dies and I move as spirit, no man can resist me. What are you going to do? Arrest me? What'll you tell Stanton then? I'd love to hear that one.
- John Hobbes: It's me that you want. Why don't you just kill me.
- Teenage Girl: But I'm still having fun.”

Tara Carnes - Teenage Girl
Denzel Washington - John Hobbes

“The help is all gone, the house is bare. Now you know, a shadow is there. There's one left to die, then my job'll be done. I like killing people, it's a lotta kicks!”
Russi Taylor - Doll Voice

“- Jane Fuller: Why did you butcher those people?
- Douglas Hall: Because it was fun!”
Gretchen Mol - Jane Fuller
Craig Bierko - Douglas Hall