“- Phil Davis: My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.
- Bob Wallace: When I figure out what that means, I’ll come up with a crushing reply.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace

“- Romulus: Leave me alone. How did you get in here, anyway?
- Sheila: I rode in on your dreams.
- Romulus: Well, ride on out.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus
Tamara Tunie - Sheila

“- Ray Castro: Why are hurricanes named after women?
- Montel Gordon: I don't know.
- Ray Castro: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.”
Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro
Don Cheadle - Montel Gordon

“- Jack Foley: You were in Leavenworth?
- Hejira Henry: For a time.
- Jack Foley: What's that mean?
- Hejira Henry: Means, when the time came, I left.
- Jack Foley: You broke out?
- Hejira Henry: I prefer to think of it as an exodus from an undesirable place.”
George Clooney - Jack Foley
Samuel L. Jackson - Hejira Henry

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I needmoney, lots of it.
- Mitch Henessey: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey