“- Van Helsing: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth.
- Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
- Van Helsing: 'Cause he's standing right behind you.”
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious

“To a considerable extent, we control how we are perceived.”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Mark Thackeray

“Power perceived is power achieved.”
Ernie Hudson - Principal Claude Rolle

“Is your mother hot? I just want to know if you two look like mother/daughter.”

Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“- Aaron Levinsky: You look wonderful.
- Claudia Draper: You know what I use this dress for? For the ones who want to sit on Mommy's lap.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Aaron Levinsky
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper