“Your spaceship is double-parked in my living room.”
Jeff Daniels - Tim O'Hara

“- Uncle Martin: Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%.
- Tim O'Hara: No, we're smarter than that.
- Uncle Martin: Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Martin
Jeff Daniels - Tim O'Hara

“- Mike Nelson: I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.
- Tom Servo: No, I bet you they're English, or Canadian.”

Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“Self cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
Jack Nicholson - Art Land