“- Cooper Harris: Oh, forget about the law firm. And don't thank me, I should be thanking you. This trip is a once in a life-time opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
- Scott Thomas: What are you talking about?
- Cooper Harris: I'm talking about crazy European sex.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“New York. The Big, juicy Apple. The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running. My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn't just a programme, it's a promise.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“Dryland is not just our destination, it is our destiny!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- Blu: I am going to the Amazon.
- Pedro: Like the website?”
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“- Sheev: Have you ever been to China?
- Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once!”
Kevin Heffernan - Sheev
Seann William Scott - Bo Duke