“- Jack O'Callahan: Why'd you wanna play college hockey?
- Ralph Cox: Isn't it obvious? For the girls.”
Michael Mantenuto - Jack O'Callahan

“When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?”
Seann William Scott - Stifler

“Thank you for a frightening, confusing, strange and dangerous time. What more could a girl ask for?”
Meredith Salenger - Lainie Diamond

“Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.”
Annie Potts - Helen Downing

“The problem with datingdreamgirls is that they have a tendency to become real.”

Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov