“- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Do you speak Hindustani?
- Michelle Monet: No.
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, you are not missing anything.”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi
Claudine Longet - Michelle Monet

“- Rat: How many languages do you speak?
- Zimsky: Five, actually.
- Rat: I speak one... One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. Any country, any place, any time I want. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried.”
DJ Qualls - Rat
Stanley Tucci - Zimsky

- Dirk Pitt: I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
- Gunboat 1 Officer: You are speaking English right now.
- Dirk Pitt: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.

Matthew McConaughey - Dirk Pitt
Nicholas Beveney - Gunboat 1 Officer

“If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly

“- Chelsea Turner: Can I make it up to you?
- Seth Winnick: What did you have in mind?
- Chelsea Turner: Back rub, blow-job, breakfast in bed.
- Seth Winnick: The three B's! It has a chance at working.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
French Stewart - Seth Winnick