“- C. K. Dexter Haven: How in the world could you even think of it?
- Tracy Lord: Because he is everything you're not. He's been poor. He's had to work and he's had to fight for everything. And I love him, as I never even began to love you.”

Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“- David Brice: You tell me who it is!
- Susan Atwell: He's not a pig like you!”

Gene Hackman - David Brice
Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Tony, you're, you're, you're a dirty-minded little rat.
- Tony Gazotti: There you go again! Boy, I like you!”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant
Nat Pendleton - Tony Gazotti

“- Casey Mathis: These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone!
- David Clark: Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?
- Casey Mathis: So? Fuck you, dude!”
Emma Roberts - Casey Mathis
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

You're one of a vast army of Silly Women. Capital "S". Capital "W". You're over dressed, you're over made-up and you're most certainly over perfumed.

George Coulouris - Doctor Byles