“Listen, there's a bunch of people from the cemetery who are stark, staring, mad, and they'll kill you and eat you if they catch you. It's like a disease. It's like rabies, only faster, a lot faster. That's why you've got to come and get us out of here now... right now!”

Clu Gulager - Burt

“I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.”

Rob Delaney - Peter

“- Chick Boyle: You shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.
- Meg Magrath: That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death. What power! What exhilaration!”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath

“The real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol. If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks?”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Don't trouble yourself, ma'am. Tuberculosis finished us off, more than half a century ago.”

Fionnula Flanagan - Mrs. Bertha Mills