“My job takes me to a lot of places. It's got its down sides: I sleep alone. I eat alone. I'm used to it, though. I'd like to meet someone. But it's tough when you live out of a suitcase. I go where I'm told... do what I'm told. I shouldn't complain. The work is steady. The money's good. But it's not for everyone.”

Nicolas Cage - Joe

“All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson

“I'm gonna be a missionary. You know, like, uh, traveling around the world killing people for money.”
Joe Rea - Spike

“Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B?”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor

“Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.”
Eugene Levy - Car Salesman