“It's gonna be the toughest five weeks that you ever lived through! Do you all get that? Now, anybody who doesn't think he's gonna like it had better quit right now.”

Warner Baxter - Julian Marsh

“- Bobby DeLaughter: I think about her keeping this thing alive all this time. Imagine a woman loving a man so much.
- Charlie Crisco: Hell, I can't even get a woman to love me while I'm still alive.”

Alec Baldwin - Bobby DeLaughter
William H. Macy - Charlie Crisco

“- Dale Tremont: Madge, have you any objections if I scare your husband so that he'll never look at another woman?
- Madge Hardwick: Dale, no husband is ever too scared to look.”
Ginger Rogers - Dale Tremont
Helen Broderick - Madge Hardwick

“I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice.”

Sydney Greenstreet - Kasper Gutman

“- Alberta Marlow: I'm not so obsessed with money as you seem to be. I can do without it.
- Rick Leland: You stick around with me and you'll get plenty of practice.”
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland