“- Juliet Capulet: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- Tromeo Que: Yeah, it totally sucks.”
Jane Jensen - Juliet Capulet
Will Keenan - Tromeo Que

“At first, after the breakup, you'll have these visions. Of you alone, 57,58, walking around, wearing a nightgown, your hair in a bun, maybe you're a librarian, heating up a can of soup for one, and worrying about the cobwebs that are growing in your womb.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Gina Barrisano

“You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?”
Kevin James - Albert

“Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on.”
Regina King - Sam Fuller

“- Lady Harriet Vulcan: The devil take you Harry!
- Lord Harry Wrotham: I do hope so Harriet, I couldn't bear to be parted from you.”
Diana Rigg - Lady Harriet Vulcan
Edward Fox - Lord Harry Wrotham