“Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Mary: Maybe they'll catch him and let him go in the spirit of Christmas.
- Connie: That is not the spirit of Christmas. The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell.”

Ellie Raab - Mary
Christine Baranski - Connie

“No good deed goes unpunished.”
Julianne Moore - Callie Ferris

“Do you think hatred and evil will go unpunished? The world is now feeling the heat... from flames it has kept burning since the beginning of civilization.”
Ben Chavis - Rev. Saviour

“- Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
- Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
- Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.”
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus
Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus