- Freddy Shoop: Francis Gremp?
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: Don't ever call me that, the name's "Chainsaw".
- Freddy Shoop: As in "Black and Decker"?
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: As in "Texas Massacre".

Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Is there a script?
- Georgie Weiss: Fuck no. But there's a poster.”

Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six". I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman

“More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“Eagle Eyes. Nine enhanced-vision modes. Every little boy's dream: the penetrator mode.”

Michael Roof - Toby Lee Shavers