“What is the appeal of Joey Bishop? I mean the man's not funny. I know funny, and he's not funny. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy and he's not funny either.”
Robert Wuhl - Marty Lee Dreiwitz

“- Frank Walker: Yeah?
- Athena: You want to know why you could never make me laugh?
- Frank Walker: Why?
- Athena: Because you're not funny.”

George Clooney - Frank Walker
Raffey Cassidy - Athena

- Jess: Will you be my boyfriend? Just for a minute. You're not a serial killer, are you?
- Nicky: That depends. How many times does it take to get to "serial"?
Margot Robbie - Jess
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Fatima Blush: Maximillian, why torture yourself over that kind of woman?
- Largo: Maybe one day you have to kill her, Fatima.
- Fatima Blush: Your sense of humor is delicious!”
Barbara Carrera - Fatima
Klaus Maria Brandauer - Maximilian Largo

“Don't you laugh, damn you! Don't you laugh! I say like yourselves scream in endless and unendurable agony! Their skin rotting and peeling! A fireball spinning in their screaming guts! I know! Oh yes, I know!”
Godfrey Quigley - Prison Chaplain