“- Walt Price: What does that woman want from life?
- Marty Rossen: She wants $800,000 to show her tits.”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“- Wanda Gershwitz: What about my tits?
- Otto: Does he get to handle them?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes, he does. That's my forecast and I'll stand by it.
- Otto: Would this also involve... nuzzling?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes, I think three million dollars is worth a bit of nuzzling. Fifty percent chance of that.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Walt Tenor: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
- April Mercedes: Tit?”
Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Eva Mendes - April Mercedes

“If you think a 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy