“What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years... at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Ending up in some retirement village... hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“- Prison Guard: Is something burning?
- Frank Morris: What? I don't smell nothing.
- Prison Guard: It must be my imagination. Working nights really gets to you.
- Frank Morris: You should try it from my side.”
Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris

“It's so crazy, it just might work.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Pee-wee Herman: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
- Francis Buxton: Then you're crazy!”
Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman
Mark Holton - Francis Buxton

“Just because I want to give this money to people who need it, they think I'm crazy.”
Gary Cooper - Longfellow Deeds